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Epsiode 22 Show Notes

Seriously though, people have no idea what’s in their “energy drink” and will just guzzle that stuff. The “triple aspartame” line is for Jack, who is addicted to Diet Pepsi like you would not believe. What’s wrong with Bordeaux? Would not be at all surprised is the podcasts in the podcast bit actually existed. Having…

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#22 – Family Feud, Murder Time, Seducing the Queen

Chippy’s Energy Fluid. Family Feud puts bad ideas in Jack Junior’s head. Brian plays the VHS tape of his Family Feud appearance. The terrible truth about Brian’s cat farm and the vegan shawarma joint. News You Missed: Healthtron 2020 vs. Coronavirus, Poorly-Named Sports Drink, Attention-seeking Unicyclist. Jack asks Brian about his other podcasts: Toe Grooming,…

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Episode 20 Show Notes

The website we used to determine that there was a Happy Ending Place across from Jack’s regular Pizza Place is rubmaps.ch which is a super classy name. CH is the country code for Switzerland, in case you were wondering. Please let us know if you discover something exciting. The Florida gun range was called High…

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#20 – Massage Parlor Recon, Exciting New Diseases, Kid with Questions

The Masked Candidate. Jack has a disturbing video. Automatic weapons. Florida Man. Stalin’s so predictable. Brian’s son’s birthday. Jack learns the place across from his pizza parlor is a massage parlor. Brian answer’s Jack’s daughter’s questions to the best of his ability: Popcorn, Fixing a rip, Beards, Boys, Bullies, Birthdays, Presents, Visitors. News You Missed:…

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Episode 15 Show Notes

The Cardi B open was inspired by Cardi B. It is true that Jack was briefly Editor-in-Chief of Juggs magazine, which is hilarious in and of itself. Taking a bizarre job in order to have an experience you can later write about isn’t uncommon, but doing it for seven months is. It’s a tragedy that…

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#15 – Travolta vs. Mandroid, Unexceptional Child, Unifying Salad

Articulate Cardi B song. Sorry, Brendans. A unifying salad. The true story of Jack’s seven months in pornography. Original film drafts: Rocky, Schindler’s List, E.T., The Muppet Movie, Pretty Woman, Saving Private Ryan. News You Missed: Unexceptional child, Insult changes views, Match date doesn’t match, ‘Curvy’ ISIS guy, Superbowl LIV. One of Hollywood’s new Intimacy…

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