Some moms are coming for Christmas; all Frenchmen are coming for mom. Auditions for Stop the Presses, The Mighty & The Damned, and The Founder's Dilemma. Brian explains the Uncle Gary Doll, Box of Matches, and Dildo the Talking Pickle. News: Click & Moo Voting, Undocumented Licensing, Julian Castro is Still Running, Unsubtle Business Traveler. Sir Winston Chelsea of Marlbury-upon-Clitris explains inbreeding/overbreeding, Diana's real cause of death, and how the U.S. can rejoin England. Guest: Andrew Heaton.