#23 – Bullies Suffer When School is Canceled, Sad Paddy’s Day

Bieber’s New Song. Happy St. Paddys. Clueless Plague Day visitors. Expensive, likely canceled bat mitzvah. Brian’s living in an attic. School cancellations are terrible for bullies. The plague brings out the loons. Jack is a teacher now. Brian has advice for staying safe during the COVID-19 times: Shopping, sick relatives, exercise, package delivery. Jack’s power…

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Episode 19 Show Notes

“The Unknowable Ripeness of Avocados” is based on the true story of being sent on a high-stakes errand to buy avocados. My first experience with public poopers occurred way back in 2004 and resulted in a post on my old humor blog Banterist: Dear Lady Squatting in Our Midst. I still remember it vividly because…

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#19 – Quarantined Passenger, Saudi Baking Show, Metric is Better

The Unknowable Ripeness of Avocados. Brian would die on Mars to mess with people. Public defecators never say “trousers” or “slacks.” The Metric system just makes more sense. Jack asks Brian about the reality TV shows he created: Pimp My Bride, Ru Paul’s Relay Race, The Great Saudi Arabian Baking Show, The Masked Swinger. An…

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