Austrian Bordello story. Falling asleep at the wheel story. Massachusetts State Police can be real jerks. Brian helms a blimp and a ferry, and neither ends well. Jack asks Brian to talk about the children’s books he’s written. Jack and Brian discover unclaimed assets for several celebrities, and tell listeners how to do it. The Buttigieg campaign comes calling. Incredibly uncomfortable North Pole secrets from Gumdrop the Elf.
The most pretentious Yelp review in the history of restaurant reviews. Jack doesn’t know the band Squeeze. Jack asks Brian about the religions he’s invented. The boys discuss their Thanksgiving plans. Jack shops for a Holiday Pine Needle-Bearing Conifer, but Brian just goes into the Polish woods for an illegal, free one. An interview with Ryan Steele, Tesla’s Director of Futurenautics, who explains why the Tesla Truck debacle wasn’t actually a debacle and how the company will revolutionize bank depo