Phat Jamz 107FM. Jack wants to know about Brian's mistresses. Jack's neighbor refuses to let his groundskeepers shelter in place. Recent, stupid bookshelf controversy. Jack auditions for Death From Above, One Small Step and The Podcasters. Brian gives Jack Junior helpful Mother's Day advice. Jack Junior rats his mom out.
Some moms are coming for Christmas; all Frenchmen are coming for mom. Auditions for Stop the Presses, The Mighty & The Damned, and The Founder's Dilemma. Brian explains the Uncle Gary Doll, Box of Matches, and Dildo the Talking Pickle. News: Click & Moo Voting, Undocumented Licensing, Julian Castro is Still Running, Unsubtle Business Traveler. Sir Winston Chelsea of Marlbury-upon-Clitris explains inbreeding/overbreeding, Diana's real cause of death, and how the U.S. can rejoin England. Guest: Andrew Heaton.