Episode 24 Show Notes

Episode 24 Show Notes

Starting to get the hang of remote recording. Wish we both thad the same mic for consistency’s sake, but beggars can’t be choosers.

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visit but first questionable material
with Jack and Brian you are listening to
questionable material with helmet and
Brian sack this episode more
homeschooling questions answered
shelter-in-place you know throw stones
brain because didn’t wasn’t there a
video of you in a giant Costco fight
yeah that was me
what happened so you’re in line I cut to
just walk us through what happened well
I had a cart and I went to the dairy
aisle and I got I bought I took all the
salted butter okay
and so I had you steak I had 96 boxes of
salted butter I didn’t care about the
brand or if it was organic or not I just
loaded up sorry I cleared them out of
salted butter and as I’m wheeling away
this old lady comes up to me and says
excuse me sir could you spare one of
those salted butters and I was like get
out of my face or I will kill you and
she kind of looked at me she was stunned
and you know old people get stunned when
you talk to them yeah so as she looked
at me and then just kind of teared up
and then this guy of some Bubba dude
steps he’s like what’s your problem man
I said excuse me
he goes what is your problem man and I
said and I put my arms on my hips I just
like exqueeze me sir and he said this
lady’s just asking for one box of buddy
you bought all the butter could you
please just give her one box of butter
and I was like talk to the hand and I
put my hand out and he’s yeah and he
looked at it like it was a weapon like
he’s like less than sixty dawei from him
that’s a huge way so he because he’s
like dude get that thing away from me or
you’re gonna get hurt I’m like I’m gonna
get hurt well I took four Krav Maga
classes and I and I and I did the hand
gesture to suggest that I knew martial
arts he was just kind of like dude and
then he called a friend of his over and
it’s like you know he’s like oh why
don’t you talk to Tommy he was in the
Navy oh my god the Navy like Davy from
the Billy Joel song and I turned around
big big big guy huge arms and I’m like
what’s up sailor boy and he’s like you
can call me SEAL captain Charlie he
tells me he’s like you’re gonna take
half of that butter and put it back in
the fridge and I said you’re right
you’re right and then I just booked out
of there as fast as I could pushing my
cart I was knocking people over rushing
up I went up to the express lane I just
took out a lot of money and threw it on
the counter and just kept going and got
right to my car and they were chasing
after me it was really nerve wracking I
kicked over the sanitizer stand to kind
of trip them yeah I’m created a pool of
sanitizer so I probably did a favor in
the in the course of escaping with my
butter but these people are crazy the
crazy yeah those people are crazy ya
know and you were able to escape oh yeah
I got out but they were banging on my
car banging on the hoods they were
swearing at me and calling me all sorts
of names they called me boomer and I’m
like no no I’m four years short of
boomer I’m Generation X dick and then I
then I peeled out oh yeah and I didn’t
go back did a doughnut and then I took
off if the doughnut was available at my
store would have sold out so so now I’m
confused
I’m not confuse I have a follow-up
question you’ve seen that old lady again
because I knew you were in a you’re now
in a small town up there have you seen
her again
I saw her yes I saw her on the news oh
cool yeah I made the news what did she
like winnow like a you know a
blue-ribbon and for something a jam or
jelly no it’s the weirdest thing
so she was apparently a butter abetik
butter emetics need a tablespoon of
butter every day to stay alive I didn’t
know this if she had said that then I
might have given her a box of butter she
never said that she just said excuse me
sir could you please spare this box of
butter I didn’t know she was a bunny
with netic so what happened to her well
she passed away
she’s a butter abetik they need a
tablespoon of butter every day so she’s
just missing that one serving of butter
would would do it for her I’m no doctor
yeah hey Brett brain yeah yesterday I
guess we said you were a doctor oh yeah
I’ve got medical experience I have
medical experience yeah I’ve got a
background in medicine forgot about that
well yeah
it’s okay so thank you for all of your
updates oh you don’t think you have
Kovan well you know we’re just we’re
still doing that waiting in waiting and
seeing just self-quarantine
okay making sure we don’t contaminate
anything my wife won’t let me go
anywhere I’m not allowed to go anywhere
was fine sure just well they are they’re
doing this is day two of remote learning
I walked into my son’s classroom which
is the room he sleeps at huh and he was
playing a submarine game and I said and
I said is this are you in submarine
school and he goes no no my next class
is at 10:20 so I said okay you know and
then I went into my other son’s room and
he was actually in the middle of a class
so you could hear all the kids chat on
the chat discussing stuff with the
professor
what were they discussing ways to sink
submarines at school I think the school
is very submarine focused so they’re
really training the kids how to be
u-boat captains oh that’s really good
the hell of a future in there yeah when
we all have to live underwater to avoid
a romantic yeah so Brian yeah you had
said this home learning thing yeah I
reminds me that you had said you were
gonna do some virtual teaching of my
kids right I have a third grader and a
second grader so would you be willing to
maybe start a class sure okay great
let me go get my kids hold on okay I’m
taking attendance
Eden Rob are you here or not oh okay my
class is full what is our first class
Eden well math I was okay I was I was
afraid you’re gonna say that okay well
let’s see what can I tell you about math
well it rhymes with bath obviously and
Sylvia Plath was an author and if you
have a lisp and you say I want my coffee
decaffeinated that kind of rhymes in a
way but don’t drink decaffeinated coffee
because it’s pointless you want real
coffee with real caffeine in it okay so
even are we drinking decaf coffee or
regular coffee good and I don’t know why
I went off on a coffee tangent cuz we’re
supposed to be talking about math well
math is numbers okay any more thing with
numbers is math related let me check
your math aptitude Eden okay so what
about three hundred and fifty thousand
six hundred and twenty-two times zero
what what about 1 billion four hundred
and forty four million three hundred
twenty seven thousand five hundred and
twenty six point two times zero yeah
okay what about eight hundred and
twenty-four million six hundred and
thirty five thousand four hundred and
eight
me seven to four times zero Wow oh my
god you’re good at math she doesn’t need
to learn any more math let’s move on
let’s talk about dinosaurs
there was a stompasaurus those are the
big ones that stomped around and then
there was the teeny hands meanie and
that was the one that kind of ran around
with tiny hands and bit things and then
there was a get away from me Soros had
all sorts of spikes on its back and a
spiky tail well we’ve covered the
dinosaurs what else would you like to
learn today eden welcome class dismissed
jack
what does that mean here loss all right
so everybody’s here now of course we
like to start with the Pledge of
Allegiance all right
so let’s please your hand on your chest
on your heart I pledge allegiance not
your throat let let’s take a trial
strangle yourself pledge allegiance to
the flag of the United States of America
United States of America one nation one
nation under God which was added in the
50s because of the Cold War I don’t care
no let’s keep going Wow brutal okay and
we will crush our enemies export
democracy whether or not you want it
alright so let’s do we’ll start off with
some history first of all do you know
why we learn history no well because we
want to know things that happen in the
past so that we don’t do the stupid ones
in the future such as open a two-front
war okay is opening a two-front war a
good idea yep no what are you Hitler
that’s what he thought and that didn’t
end well okay who was the first
president of the United States George
Washington thank you so watch Eton is on
the $1 bill right watts and
is the number one George Washington
number one he’s on the $1 bill who’s on
the $5 bill all right so obviously he
must be the fifth president what do you
know that I don’t know you must know
what I know but if he’s on the
five-dollar bill isn’t either fifth
president nope well who’s on the 10
Alexander Hamilton is on the $10 bill so
obviously he is the tenth president
doesn’t sound familiar the $20 bill is
Andrew Jackson so you following the
logic obviously he’s the 20th president
yeah the hundred dollar bill Ben
Franklin so he is the right 100th
President of the United States it’s very
very easy agree so that means how many
presidents have we had well we’ve had
one George Washington Andrew Lincoln
Lincoln did Jack Percy Jackson and the
Hall of Jackson Hall and Oates and who
was the one you said Hamilton the guy
that wrote the musical Hamilton and then
the ulysses s grant who drank a lot and
then Ben Franklin who started the first
of it those are all our presidents
that’s how you know you just look in
your wallet and you have all the
presidents right there for you for easy
reference yep good got all the
presidents out of the way okay
what was the Louisiana Purchase I don’t
know it was a 12 pack of bush and some
fishing bait you know who sold us Alaska
no the Russians under Vladimir Putin
sold us Alaska big dummies
any brand before we go any further I
know jack has learned a lot about the
man and moon thing yeah we’ve taught
about talked about it I know they’ve
talked about it in school and I know
he’s got some questions for you about it
oh sure
what do you say to people who think the
moon may never happened why are you in
my living room yeah anything else what
do they eat and drink in space should I
tell him
of course you should told me I’m the one
who asks these questions okay well you
know how bunnies reproduce oh they they
kind of you know one bunny two bunnies
and then suddenly you have 30 bunnies so
there’s a module on the space station
that’s called the bunny room and it’s
just filled with bunnies and when you’re
hungry or thirsty you pop off to the
bunny room you get yourself a bunny and
you go back and you float back to
whatever you’re working on then you take
a picture out of the window to show
people you’re in space and Mikhail if
I’m above Earth space glass over sure if
you’d like it to see okay and that
terminates space glass is in this school
but just at home that’s correct and
that’s why it’s called home school if it
would call reform school then you would
be a criminal somewhere else so maybe
you know a lot of a lot of times
teachers you know read a book to the
class and have the class ask questions
about it something you know you get
jacks a third grader so here we go let’s
see let me look in my kindle here the
shadow of the sword which is the
foundation of islam the madness of
crowds by Douglas Murray a one up on
Wall Street a hangman’s diary which is a
diary by a guy who has to execute people
in the medieval times 1984 by George
Orwell yeah Captain Underpants
yummy see let me look under see Oh
captain under Collier oh well there’s a
new Captain Underpants
and it this one is called and they just
came out with it it’s called Captain
Underpants do not leave your house and
so the the plot line is basically
there’s a global pandemic and if Captain
Underpants leaves his house there’s a
good chance he’s gonna contract a virus
and kill grandma Underpants so he’s
being told just stay at home
shelter in place thank God you have the
Internet and he basically gets on the
Internet and that’s the rest of the book
he was known as a superhero now he is
known as texting his friends that’s
right that’s pretty much that’s the
tagline did you you’ve read this one you
have a Kindle Kindle too what else do
you need to learn well over here at home
school I’ve been learning nothing so
like everything wow thanks so what do
you not know that you’d like to know I
don’t really know what I wanna know I
just want to know something cuz these
guys don’t teach me like anything make
sure to make sure to get on Yelp and
give your dad’s homeschooler review 5
star ratings no way
wow I like you you’re my favorite
students so do you ever have any ones
just get cancelled you traitor do you
ever have any questions like you look at
the scarring like why is the sky blue or
do you have any kind of questions about
anything I don’t know how hot is this
Sun the Sun is wicked hot I got a cool
trivia for you oh alright the Sun is
really far away ok
it’s so far away that the sunlight you
see right now is eight and a half
minutes old yes right and here’s another
one if you got into a jumbo jet like an
ear put a big commercial airliner and
flew to the Sun it would take you 18
years unless you had a connection
okay
there’s a good joke all right now we’re
in philosophy class okay okay so how
would you describe the color red to a
blind person who has never seen I would
say red is so who never seen I would
just got cried red as what but he’s
never seen blood carries but I’ve never
seen so I’m blind
okay let’s say I’m blind up never see
mind I was born blind I have never had
sight how do you describe the color red
to me I would describe as less tough
isn’t it
you wear red pants but I’ve never seen
red I don’t know what red looks like
what does it look like describe red to
me that’s what the guy’s gonna say but
you don’t know what it is but I get to
look like right but you don’t know what
red is cuz you’ve never seen it that’s
what I’m saying I’ve never seen the
color red I don’t know what red or
orange or blue any of these colors I
don’t know what they look like yeah and
I just said so now maybe you could get a
better what is it picture in your head
what red could be dark kind of dark
color what is dark dark is something
dark wasn’t as clustered just to be
about red well it can be about red yeah
I’m just saying but I don’t have
anything to reference that’s the thing
if I’ve never seen before so popular
color
it’s a very cool color I gotta say um
yeah so that’s what it looks like but I
still don’t know what it looks like Jack
what is real shit like tell me I’m an
old blind man I’ve never seen you’ve
never seen red well then you’re never
gonna see red
oh you’re a brutal philosopher aren’t
you that’s just an old blind man who
wants to see what is right tell me what
red is please red is a color we gather
that but what does it look like it looks
like a dark color dark colored don’t
know what that is hundreds are color you
know look at this this I can’t come up
lined man you just said look at this
that’s very hurtful Jack well you can’t
see anything since you can’t see
anything all you can see is black
nothing exactly
exactly that’s my point what is red what
does it look like he’s ready is what you
can’t read if you if you wanna see a
color if you want to see you like it
since you can’t see anything like a duck
you’re only looking at a dark color
which is you know black you can only see
nothing but black and that is dark
except it just has like like a cherry no
no it’s like it looks different but it’s
dark if you can’t see you can’t see and
all you can see is a dark blank nothing
and that’s pretty much what red is
except it looks different so we’ve
established that red is not black okay
how many dollars did I pay for this
philosophy class
good boy him yes jack I have my son here
because of course where else would he be
he’s got a lot of questions about
coronavirus that don’t we all and
well-equipped enough to answer okay
so I was wondering if he’s in third
grade he just turned nine so I was
wondering you know let’s make sure you
have your normal sensitivity you know
I’m a nine-year-old third grader with
dr. Bryant sure okay great so Jack say
hi to dr. Brian hi dr. Bryant hello Jack
who’s not a doctor
do you have a doctorate I don’t see one
at the end of your name so I guess not
so who’s in charge here
let’s see me sorry I’m a little
aggressive because I’ve been cooped up
for a couple of days I’m sorry okay do
you know who started the corona virus
yes I do and I’m very very sorry
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it’s made with bats and pangolins
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pandemic I’m sorry if I’m emotional but
I feel kind of bad anyway I made this
wonderful steak as his tradition I
smeared it all over my friend who his
name is who I’m not saying who who pay
province his parents used to own that’s
why it’s called who pay province because
baby’s own and then things just got out
of hand didn’t they oh so sorry next
question okay the next question is is
the coral
the Irish really really bad it’s not
great it can be bad so if you have a
pre-existing medical condition so if
you’ve had diabetes or emphysema some
kind of problems with your respiratory
system it can get a lot worse because of
this of kovat 1900 also if you talk back
to your parents that gives you a
weakened immune system if you don’t do
exactly what Mommy and Daddy tell you to
do that weakens your immune system if
you don’t go to bed at the right time
then that can make you very susceptible
to 2co vat19 so I think the best course
of action is to do exactly what mom and
dad say and even maybe to be proactive
and to put yourself to bed without them
asking ok good advice that’s what
someone has the courage to say that you
know the word needs to get out or
everybody’s going to go crazy
my next question is does many many many
many people have the corona virus well
it depends if you believe the liberal
media then hundreds of thousands of
people have it but according to my
favorite website which is corona virus
facts with an X dot com net org they say
it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to
take over the world
what is the quarantine and how does it
work you have to get together with your
family if you have one in your house so
it’s kind of like it’s like you’re
practicing being Mormon you’re gonna
play board games at night with your
family and you can’t go to Starbucks
okay okay so what would you do if your
dad comes into your room tomorrow
morning and his eyes are red his nose is
running and he’s coughing
I would say were you playing the
coughing game exactly and then what
you’re gonna need to do is you’re gonna
say daddy can you come outside I want to
show you something in the tool shed okay
okay and you’re gonna go down to the
tool shed and you can say daddy I think
it’s in there I heard a noise can you
check it out
and your dad is gonna be half out of it
because of the hundred and forty degree
fever since so he’s gonna listen to you
and he’s gonna go into the tool shed and
one he’s in the tool shed I want you to
close the tool shed door and lock it
with the padlock I gave your mommy okay
and then he scramble the the padlock now
your daddy’s gonna play a funny game
with you called let me out and he’s
gonna be screaming open the door Jack
jr. open it now this isn’t funny
I don’t feel well and you just have to
play along with the game pretend you’re
a Star Wars character and so as your
dad’s pounding on the door and begging
you you just gotta pretend you don’t
understand his language because you’re
different
exactly pretend your dad who physically
resembles Jabba the Hutt also sounds
like Jabba the Hutt and you don’t speak
Hutt so you’re gonna hear like oh I’m
just pretend it’s gibberish and then
just run away from it okay okay then you
just got to go back inside close the
door and find a nice book to read I’ve
written a couple I’d appreciate you if
you got on your mommy your daddy’s
Amazon account and ordered them and I
owe you multiple quantities just to have
them okay okay
multiple copies and get yourself
something nice to get yourself a nice
toy and something for your sister what
happens if we run out of food so let’s
say you run out of food okay
your daddy’s locked in the toolshed yeah
and your mommy needs your help now
you’re the man of the house okay so
you’ve got to rise to the occasion what
you need to do is you create a map of
your neighborhood and you mark down all
the houses okay and you have to go one
by one and figure out who your neighbors
are so let’s say next-door neighbor
there’s an able-bodied man in his 40s
with two or three kids and a wife and
she goes to the gym so they’re in good
health you don’t want to mess with them
the next house after that okay is it an
old lady yes does she live alone yes her
husband passed away two years ago
perfect target she’s gonna have a bunch
of food she’s not gonna be able to fight
against you your sister and your mother
okay so then you go this is where the
problem is all the tools that you need
to get the food from the old lady are in
the tool shed with your daddy so what
you need to do is find out there’s a
fire extinguisher in your house you got
to get that fire extinguisher okay
you’re gonna get outside the tool shed
you’re gonna have mommy hold the fire
extinguisher and point into the door
you’re gonna say daddy I’m here to let
you out
you’re gonna unlock the padlock and open
the door your daddy’s gonna try to come
out that’s the cue for mommy to spray
daddy in the face with the fire
extinguisher which is gonna cause him to
stumble back into the tool shed at that
moment you and your sister you run in
you get shovels you get hose you get
whatever kind of instruments you you
have you grab those you get out you
close the door you lock it now your
daddy’s gonna play the I’m crying and I
need you why’s my family left me game
you don’t want to play that game right
now
you got no lady to get food from exactly
what happened out of toilet paper well
I’m married to a woman who grew up under
communism so they know how to make
toilet paper so what I recommend you do
is you go nightclubbing you meet
yourself a nice Polish girl or someone
who grew up under communism and knows
how to make ersatz toilet paper
oh okay do you have a laminating machine
yep you do all right so take a piece of
toilet paper maybe three sheets and you
run it through the laminating machine
now you have toilet paper that can be
wiped down every time
oh now maybe I better go now
you must be pretty rattled about what
things are doing to the market how this
what’s going on with the economic
situation in America yeah who isn’t
yeah well but you know you you do
consider yourself
I mean you somewhat of an expert in
finance is that right oh yeah definitely
I know a lot about finance yeah because
you’re like you’re a professor at them
you do go across you go over to Yale to
do adjunct I pop over there every once
in a while so that’s great I mean he’s
good yeah
maybe you could give some mum maybe we
could sort of talk finances I think
that’s something that people are feeling
very uneasy about maybe you could maybe
put their mind at ease and it was yeah
question
good point yes yeah happy to help so the
stock market gained a thousand points
yesterday yeah and it lost another
thousand points today yeah down gee
doodles it’s bouncy doodles is that what
it’s called down gee doodles when it
when it doesn’t go up Oh what is it what
happily caught when it goes up up see
Wiggles I’ve seen Wiggles ok so he goes
were down G doodles so yesterday we had
an up see Wiggles day today we have a
down G doodles day ah man it’s like I’m
on the floor of the NY I see yes is
really this is great Brian so you study
economic patterns and everything yeah
where do you see this going just in
terms of the markets that’s gonna do an
up-and-down thing ok
because if you look at the beta and the
deltas it’s uh it doesn’t up and down so
go doo-doo-doo-doo up swegles downs he
doodles absolutely was density just and
there’ll be a lot of that you’ve got a
lot of anxious and investors out there
yes what are you recommending for the
people you advise what are you
recommending people do where you
recommending they put their money your
portfolio right now should be 60%
equities ok
20% bonds yep and 20% pistols or rifles
I would I would out for both you want to
like a sidearm and then
a rifle of some sort and a decent scope
now why I understand I understand the
first two because I have a little bit of
money in the markets but I don’t
necessarily understand why are we
putting 20% of our funds into guns well
right now everybody’s got a ton of
toilet paper and a ton of pasta yes okay
but those two things are gonna cancel
each other out all right and at some
point people’s pasta /tp supplies will
be depleted and they’re going to be
looking around to replenish their
supplies and that’s when it turns into
the purge okay so what what are you
forecasting mmm
what are you forecasting during the
purge what what’s what are things gonna
look like a week from now well I’m
hoping you know my clients who have
invested heavily 20% of their portfolio
in semi-automatic weapons should be able
to weather the storm that’s a term we
use in finance oh they can weather the
storm what I recommend is that you know
if they have any any gold things like
that they keep it in their attic they
put their Suns in the top windows as
kind of snipers and then they’re
downstairs on the main floor to defend
against any intruders what do we do with
our daughters I would set her up to
deliver suppressing fire hmm no that
makes that make sense
there is a school of thought that you
use your daughter is bait well in the
financial industry there’s a there’s a
little term we use called the using your
daughter as bait yeah yeah yeah yeah so
now this is not a home defense scenario
this is a material acquisition scenario
so what you’ll do is you’ll you’ll bring
your car somewhere
and you’re gonna put up pop up the hood
and you want to have your daughter
standing outside in a bikini and like
she was just on the way to the pool the
community pool and she’s standing there
I would take a cigarette or a cigar and
just put a cigar in the inside the
engine block so you see a little smoke
coming out and she’s gonna stand there
kind of shaking her head looking at the
the smoke coming out of the the hood now
the rest of the family is actually up in
the woods in kind of a position to
entrap whoever stops so you got to wait
and you want to wait for the right
person to fall for it so let’s say you
know some old lady pulls out yeah do you
need help she’s got this beat-up car she
doesn’t have anything you want okay so
you just have your daughter just say no
ma’am I’m all set my Big Brother’s on
the way okay and then she’ll drive up
what you’re hoping for is like a fresh
direct truck all right if you see a
fresh track then she waves down the
FreshDirect truck you know he gets out
to come help and that’s when the ambush
happens I see okay you’re gonna take him
you’re gonna tie him up and you’re gonna
drive away in the fresh direct truck and
then you have your daughter drive away
in her old car and so where you were to
tie up the fresh track driver I just
leave them on the side of the road okay
there’s no reason to take him out unless
he resists and that’s really something
you need to let him know early on okay
you can you can say something like in
the finance industry we say this can be
easy or this can be hard okay that’s
kind of an indication that you know you
should just listen to what I’m saying
and go along with my investment advice
mm-hmm mm-hmm
versus fighting my investment investment
advice okay but yeah again these are
fantastic financial terms things I wish
I had the kids up here learning this
stuff yeah like like I cannot you know
economics 101 yeah that’s great
is there anything to you know the I know
it’s outdated dalories seem like
potentially a way to replenish your
supplies is that something that you
would recommend yeah I mean if you have
enough daughters you gotta find you want
to find somebody who has
something you need so you don’t want to
just throw your daughter at any old
person you know without knowing what
their stocks are like I say and buy
stocks I mean not equities I mean what’s
in their closet how do you find the
right person to sell your daughter off
you so you can have more stuff breaking
and entering oh so what we do is we do
this is a financial term due diligence
so you want to do your due diligence at
night find a property that looks
appealing to you okay and at night you
want to create a distraction kind of
maybe if they’re off the road you create
a distraction in the road so that that
person’s either engaged or leaves the
house to help and then you have somebody
get into the house and check out the
food stocks and the toilet paper supply
it’s learning okay once you’ve figured
which house is your mark that’s the one
you’re gonna start using your daughter
to acquire their dowry from and if they
have a ton of stuff and you have two
daughters then you’re just gonna come
back a week later let’s learn with
another daughter oh wow man we should
have had more kids yeah I don’t have any
daughters unfortunately so that’s not a
route that is open to me but I do have
two sons
is it do you think the situation is
gonna be dire enough that you’re gonna
have to marry off one of your sons if I
did you know obviously I’d want a decent
dowry yeah which is why I’d put a slap a
wig on em and call them Betty yeah
that’s it’s not it’s not a bad plan yeah
and they might be like oh you’re Betty
seems awfully hairy you’re Betty sounds
like a man looks like a man you know is
breaking all the Olympic weightlifting
records so what’s the deal with Betty
and I’m just gonna be a dude take it or
leave it apocalypse come on yeah
you take what you can get yeah there’s a
financial term right back at you take
what you can get there you go yeah well
yeah so now when you do this with your
son and he becomes a Betty and you know
are you gonna be like which which child
you be can make a Betty I assumed it
would be the younger
because the oldest is first in line to
inherit your land is that right and he’s
shaving right oh that’s a good point
yeah
yes sir you’ve got 13 year old a because
where it said yeah Brian this has been
great advice so far thank you jack for
this chance to share my knowledge with
the people out there know it’s it’s it’s
our pleasure really really thank you um
I can see on skype by the way that Deb
cuz I’ve got video to chat up is that
you’ve got a gigantic dictionary there
yeah I do have a dictionary yeah it’s
the Oxford English Dictionary it is all
the words mm-hmm all the word all the
words oh that’s really exciting all the
English words are here at my disposal oh
my god are you the gamin stockpiling
words I’ve been hoarding words I’ve been
hoarding like God I’ve hoarded so I have
several of these dictionaries you can’t
just have all the words we’re gonna need
that for the internet I I have the words
I need and my family needs I’m providing
words for them well can I get some of
those words as your friend hmm let’s
talk about it later times are different
all right all right fair enough fair
enough
any other big companies that you see
maybe a little bit more under the radar
companies that are primed to move up see
Wiggles definitely the ear lines mm-hmm
okay pump a ton of money into the
airlines all right because after this
people are really gonna want to get out
of the house yeah go somewhere and
they’re just gonna hop on planes just
like I don’t care where this plane lands
just take me there I don’t care if it’s
Cleveland or
Taipei or whatever’s I want it I want to
be there now yep so that that’s smart
that’ll be great for the airline
industry and then of course MCs yeah
well what’s what mcs like music DJs
you know music DJs are gonna be in high
demand people are gonna want to let
loose they want somebody who’s like a
Mixmaster it was really who’s got the
fat jams and can play them on a stereo
loudly I
yeah you know and so you’re gonna want
to invest in these guys they’re gonna
get flown all over the world to like
Ibiza and Berlin and all these places to
just do their jamming with their
turntables Wow
yep how do you pick a good DJ to invest
in um the Skrillex one I don’t know what
Skrillex we I think it’s a DJ I would
invest in him oh it’s a fella if I know
about him he must be huge okay so okay
this is that sort of is like that’s the
Google of DJ world probably
okay Skrillex all right I’m gonna okay
I’m gonna call Merrill Lynch right now
just put a bunch of money in scrilla
right okay Greg Mouse head okay I’m
writing all these down I’m gonna put a
bunch of money in it fella
DJ Tim DJ Tim sounds like sounds baller
yeah yeah invest in DJ’s they’re gonna
be playing the music that we’re gonna
want to hear the kids are want to get
out and just jam and dance yep also I
would invest in diapers okay why is that
because there’s gonna be a crap-ton a
kids nine months from now after 45 to 60
days of staying at home yes sort of like
how there’s always a blumpkin kids after
nine months after Christmas and New
Year’s Eve yeah and Valentine’s Day
exactly so this is funny because you
know right now okay boomer is that kind
of insult
boomer right so we’ve got a new wave of
boomers coming made by the people
screaming okay boomer that’s right so
that’s irony that is that a financial
term yeah it’s a it’s a mining term oh
okay so you’d be like oh this mountain
is is it good for resources yeah it’s
irony oh boy you can also say copper if
it gosh you know so much really
outstanding tungsten national okay let’s
let’s call
today on that one okay silica aegis
diminishing returns tenable does that
remind you of the tinnitus in your ears
right now yeah
I’ve been reminded of that because it’s
so quiet here you have any other advice
what if what if someone is sort of
sitting on a lot of cash right now
someone who had been waiting to invest
what would you recommend they do have
them venmo me the money and I will take
care of it from that point onward okay
great is there a way we can bend mo you
yeah my account is it’s NXT M ad o FF at
venmo that’s what it’s just a bunch of
silly letters that don’t even make sense
it’s a jumble of letters of mean nothing
okay cool
well you send me the money give me a
little note like what do you want to
invest you in what kind of returns do
you want and I’ll make it happen
that’s great yeah okay well I’m Ryan
this has been fantastic financial advice
you know on behalf of our listeners we
we all thank you thank you jack I’m glad
I can help you’re a huge help well it’s
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