“The Tyrion Lannister of restaurants”
The DDR Museum is a celebration of the glorious years of the communist-run German Democratic Republic
Bar B is narrow, like the political mindset of most 18-year olds.
It’s not a dank, vegan miseryplex filled with pouty-faced, one-star-giving, unappeasable jobbernowls
Our waitress had gone from table to farm. Or Canada.
Everyone gets assigned tasks. Chopping things. Stirring things. Mixing things. Separating yolks. We all had purpose in our lives. FOR ONCE.
The instructor cycles you through jogging and running in the dark to simulate being chased through Central Park at 2am by a pack of feral teens.
He feels all pasta should look like either tubes or noodles. I told him not to be a pasta racist.
John Varvatos makes stylish shoes that disintegrate because they’re made in China.
After the grand finale I found my wife again and we compared notes: I’d seen a wonderful pair of breasts and my wife had seen two penises.
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